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女性笑话|Blonde Painting

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One day a blonde comes out of the tanning salon1. She wants to make some money so she goes to one of the rich neighborhoods. She rings the door
bell and says, HI, is there anything I could do for your house or you???
The man thinks and says, Sure, can paint my porch. You will find
all the stuff in the garage.
The girl says, O.K., How much will you pay me?
The man says, How much does fifty bucks2 sound?
The blonde quickly agrees and get straight to work. The wife who had heard the conversation inside says,
50 bucks, I hope she knows the porch goes all around the house!
25 minutes later the girl knocks on the door and says, O.K. I am done. Can I have my money now? Surprised the man replies, O.K. Let me get the money
He comes back and the girl says as she is leaving, By the way, it's a Ferrari, not a Porch!


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